South Of The Border 2003

Welcome to South Carolina's gaudiest, tackiest, most ethnically stereotypical tourist trap... and one of my favorite spots on the planet... South of the Border!

The 200-foot tall Sombrero Tower offers spectacular views from the top.

Diane poses beside the infamous "Great White Shark" inside the Myrtle Beach Shop.

Lucky for us, I had been watching lots of Steve Irwin, and I was able to fight off this vicious croc! What a beauty!

The captain was nice enough to let us pose with him outside the Myrtle Beach Shop.

Somehow, I think the captain enjoyed his picture with Diane better than the one with me!

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