Welcome to South Carolina's gaudiest, tackiest, most ethnically stereotypical tourist trap... and one of my favorite spots on the planet... South of the Border!

The 200-foot tall Sombrero Tower offers spectacular views from the top.

Diane poses beside the infamous "Great White Shark" inside the Myrtle Beach Shop.

Lucky for us, I had been watching lots of Steve Irwin, and I was able to fight off this vicious croc! What a beauty!

The captain was nice enough to let us pose with him outside the Myrtle Beach Shop.

Somehow, I think the captain enjoyed his picture with Diane better than the one with me!